Unwonk - Terms & Conditions

These are the rules.

These terms are an agreement between you and Unwonk ("we," "our," and, "us.") concerning the terms under which you use our website or podcast. If you do not agree with the the terms, do not use our website, podcast and other materials we may provide you access to, including emails (the "Materials"). Your use of any Materials constitutes your agreement to all the terms, conditions, and notices contained in this document.

First, and most important, our website and podcast are meant for entertainment purposes, not for legal advice.

THIS IS NOT REAL LEGAL ADVICE. IF YOU HAVE A REAL LEGAL ISSUE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK TO A LICENSED ATTORNEY ABOUT IT.  We may provide general information about the law, but we do not provide actual legal advice, so the information provided on our website and podcast does not constitute legal advice. We are not a law organization of any kind. Neither us nor any attorney participating in the website or podcast represent you or act as your attorney. Your use of our website or podcast does not create an attorney-client relationship between you and participating in the website or podcast.

NO REFERRALS. If we mention, link to or list a law firm or attorney, it is for informational purposes only and does not constitute an endorsement. We do not share fees with attorneys and do not charge any attorney to be included in our website or podcast.

THIRD PARTY SITES AND INFORMATION. The Materials may contain links to resources and businesses ("Linked Content"). Those links are provided solely for your convenience and are not intended to indicate that we are either sponsors of or is legally associated with Linked Content. Linked Information is not under our control, and we are not responsible for the contents of any Linked Content. That includes, without limitation, any further link contained in Linked Content, and any changes or updates to Linked Content. These terms do not cover your interaction with Linked Content. You should carefully review the terms and conditions and privacy policies of any third party sites.

COMMENTS/FORUMS. If comments, forums or other communications media are available in the Materials, we reserve the right to modify or delete, or refuse, any content you submit, and we may moderate or restrict access. You may not use such media to harass, do illegal things, or otherwise be what we deem to be a jerk.

CONTENT, LICENSE & RIGHTS. We can use in the Materials the content and details of any communications between you and us (e.g., questions you submit through the site, phone calls, your first name, etc.) or other content provided by you in connection with the Materials (e.g., posts to comment sections, email attachments, forum activity, etc.) (collectively, "Content"). However, we will not use your email address, last name or phone number in Materials available to the general public without your permission. The following sounds creepy, but it's really just to make sure we have permission to use the questions and other content you're submitting for use with the website and podcast: We are entitled to unrestricted use and dissemination of your Content for any purpose, commercial or otherwise. You hereby grant us the nonexclusive, worldwide, royalty free, fully paid up, transferable, sublicensable, perpetual, irrevocable license to copy, display, upload, perform, distribute, store, modify, and otherwise use your Content, using any available technology. By providing Content, you are guaranteeing that you own or otherwise have the right to provide or post such Content. The Materials are the copyrighted property of us and/or our suppliers, affiliates and partners. All rights reserved. Except as expressly authorized by us, you agree not to modify, copy, frame, scrape, rent, lease, loan, sell, distribute or create derivative works based on the Materials, in whole or in part.

MODIFICATION OF TERMS & TERMINATION. We can change these terms at any time, notice of which will be placed on our website home page for at least five days. We can terminate these terms in whole or part at any time upon notice.

LIMITATION ON LIABILITY & DISCLAIMERS. THE MATERIALS ARE MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. We are not responsible for any loss, injury, claim, liability, or damage related to your or anyone else's use of the Materials or any other website linked to by us. The Materials may include inaccuracies or typographical errors. We may periodically and at any time make improvements or changes to the Materials. The materials should not be relied upon for personal, legal, or financial decisions. You should consult an appropriate professional for specific advice tailored to your situation. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, THE MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED AS-IS -- WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. We make no representations about the suitability, reliability, availability, and accuracy of the Material for any purpose. WE HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THE MATERIAL, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, WE WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. THIS IS SO WHETHER THE DAMAGES ARE BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE.

INDEMNITY. You agree to indemnify and hold us and its subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, employees, partners and licensors harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of Content you submit, post, transmit, modify or otherwise make available through the Materials, your use of the Materials, or your violation of the Terms.

GOVERNING LAW AND FORUM CHOICE. You and us each agree that the terms shall be governed by the laws of the State of California without regard to its conflict of law provisions and that any and all claims, causes of action or disputes (regardless of theory) arising out of or relating to the terms, shall be brought exclusively in the courts located in the county of San Francisco, California or the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California. You and we agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction of the courts located within the county of San Francisco, California or the Northern District of California, and agree to waive any and all objections to the exercise of jurisdiction over the parties by such courts and to venue in such courts.

GENERAL. Unless otherwise stated, we may communicate with you officially by any reasonable means now known or later developed. These currently include email, regular mail, and through the Materials. A printed version either of these terms or of any notice sent in electronic form shall be equally as admissible in legal proceedings relating to these terms as documents generated and maintained in printed form. All parties approve of these terms and all related documents having been written in English.